Rocker's Return from Space!
Alien Abduction Survived by 1940's Rock Duo?
(CNN) -- Greg Lime and Dave Taco claim to have
full documented evidence of Alien Abduction, time travel and Hard Rock
Apparently this one is no joke and one listen to their music and you will
know they are just plain heavy. Claiming to be from deep space, they state
they actually originated here on Earth in the early 1900's.
Research on that era indicate an almost cult like following of a group called"
Moe Funk"similar to the modern day group "Wide Spread Panic".
However, Moe Funk's gigs never ranged far from the desert south west vicinity
and their music heavy-metal. Not much else is known about the group other
than a mysterious bus accident in 1942 that killed all the members
of the group.
Two members by the names of Gregory Tiberious Lime and David Smack Taco were
reported to be on the bus but police records say their bodies were never found.
Lime and Taco claim they were abducted by Aliens and imprisoned against their
will. Fortunately, with help of a friendly Alien
named "Lester", who now manages them, they say they all escaped
and started a band called "Spacecactus". They profess to have toured
the entire universe twice and now have time-traveled foward to the year 2002
to rock their home planet.
Many have dismissed the group as nothing more than an elaborate hoax to
sell record albums. Although this is a possibility, there is a substantial
amount of evidence and documentation presented on their web-site Spacecactus.com
as well as free music mp3s.
Lime or Taco could not be reached for comment but Tim Southerland at Cybor
Rock, the company that does their web site, explains "these guys are
not to be taken lightly". He goes on to say his involvement with the
group has not only changed his views on Aliens but on rock music as well.
"I used to like country music till I heard these dudes". The web
site address is www.spacecactus.com.
CNN reporter Fredrick Berrys ©A.P.
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